(Source: sandandglass, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)
dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby
(Source: tugged, via brohemian-fapsody)
has anybody ever realised that like there are no massive alicia keys fans
but nobody really hates her either
she’s just there and occasionally she brings out an alright song
(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
(via laughing-burns-calories)
(via the-goat-that-rocked)
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
(Source: princesspyrope, via notsojollyranchers)
(Source: lizziemcguireblog, via perfectinmyownperfectway)

