April 2013
11 posts
humor-us:
it could be raining men and id still be single
dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby
toocooltobehipster:
has anybody ever realised that like there are no massive alicia keys fans
but nobody really hates her either
she’s just there and occasionally she brings out an alright song
starllex:
people that stare at your keyboard when you’re typing your password
mstoph:
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
skarvika:
masturb88ting:
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
February 2013
24 posts
vvorldwideweb:
[ANGRILY THINKS UR CUTE]
teamhawkeye:
overaaalls:
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
More like
January 2013
13 posts
elfi3:
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
December 2012
52 posts
nightlauk:
update: kangaroos n shit bombing australia and supre is closing down
starlightlady:
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face